zooophagous:

themouseketeer:

Marshmallow jut wanted to be a queen this whole time.

This makes me so happy.

» tagged   yay    marshmallow    frozen  
» via  squishylady   (originally  suchacutefacee)
4 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 4:49pm 99,358 notes

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

~ "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)
» tagged   literature  
» via  squishylady   (originally  talesofnorth)
4 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 4:48pm 36,147 notes

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

5 minutes ago on 23 April 2014 @ 4:47pm 63,517 notes

aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Night Shift

4 hours ago on 23 April 2014 @ 12:37pm 13,580 notes
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 4:43pm 50,695 notes

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

» tagged   hp  
» via  squishylady   (originally  charlottec21)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 12:59pm 194,676 notes

disneytasthic:

Talent; 

A marked innate ability, as for artistic accomplishment.

I’m most frequently Belle, Ariel, and Elsa!!

» tagged   disney  
» via  squishylady   (originally  friend-like-her)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 12:58pm 10,311 notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

» tagged   my life  
» via  squishylady   (originally  snh-snh-snh)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 12:58pm 70,023 notes

squishylady:

HER FACE IN THE LAST GIF

» via  squishylady   (originally  jessepnkman)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 12:57pm 78,659 notes

your sister is dead, because of you

» tagged   frozen  
» via  squishylady   (originally  mockingdream)
1 day ago on 22 April 2014 @ 12:56pm 19,066 notes